Post by ☼Lord~Corran☼ on Apr 1, 2008 17:19:44 GMT -5
Tigeress Meets a Prince
Corran and Prince Isolder, the Chume’da or Heir to the the Hapen throne, are in a room talking. Tigeress comes in and upon being introduced to Prince Isolder...
Tigeress: You’re a Prince and heir to the Hapen throne?!
*Tigeress dousn’t give Isolder a chance to speak.*
Tigeress: You need someone to be your Queen, and I know the perfect person!
*Corran starts looking around the room as if trying to see “who” the “perfect person” is.*
Tigeress: You tell him who that is Corran.
Corran: Umm... ok... but who is it?
Tigeress: Corraaaaan!!!!!
*Tigeress glares at Corran., Corran takes 1,000 points of glare damage and dies*
*Ender walks into the room*
Tigeress: Ender! Just the person I wanted to see, you’re here to tell Prince Isolder here how good a Queen Id make!
Ender: I am?
*Tigeress aims a glare at Ender and his hair catches on fire*
Ender: Oh thats right, I am.
*Ender turns to Prince Isolder with his hair still burning and speaks really quickly*
Ender: Tigeress would make a great Queen of Hapes but I think I would make a better King then you so I think im going to kill you.
*Ender pulls out a lightsaber and charges at Isolder and trips over Corran and falls down stabbing the lightsaber into the ground between Isolders feet*
Isolder: Ill take your oath of allegiance.
*Isolder picks up enders lightsaber and holds it just above enders right shoulder clsoe to his neck.*
Isolder: You’ll repeat the oath after me right?
Ender: *gulp* Yes yes yes, of course, I only wanted to serve you.
Tigeress: Hey! This is suppose to be about me!
*Tigeress kicks ender across the room and grabs Isolder*
Tigeress: So, when are we getting married?!
Isolder: umm huh?
*Corran comes back alive and starts edging towards the door*
Tigeress: Where do you think you’re going?
Corran: I just remember somthing important I have to do.
Tigeress: No your going to give Prince Isolder a bunch of reasons he should marry me
Corran: oh yes.
*Corran turns to Isolder*
Corran: Well umm hmm....
*Tigeress looks at Corran with a warning expression*
Corran: Oh right, Isolder, you are the Luckiest man in the galaxy!
Corran: The dynamic Tigeress has looked at you and found you pleasing!
Corran: I know you were just complaining about having all the responsibilities of being the next monarch of the Hapes cluster on your shoulders but now all you have to do is marry Tigeress, then you can go traipsing all over the galaxy and let her stay on hapes and handle the responsibilities....
Tigeress: ahem!
Corran: ..of ordering all the servants around and telling you what to do...
Tigeress: AHEM!
Corran: umm... Marry Tigeress then you can go traipsing all over the palace while Tigeress sits on the throne as Queen.
Tigeress: Queen, Yay!
Corran: now if you’ll excuse me Ill go buy a condolence card...
Tigeress: CORRAN!!!!!!
*Corran runs out of the room with Tigeress chasing him with a big sword in her hands and sparks shooting from her eyes* [/i]
The End
