Post by ☼Lord~Corran☼ on Apr 1, 2008 17:15:25 GMT -5
All was quiet in the QRA palace, the sun had just come up and Princess Girl was wondering the gardens while the birds sang to her. King Ender was sitting in the throne room on the largest and most ornate throne with a bowl of grapes and a fan sitting next to him on a small table.
The door to the throne room opens and Queen Tigeress and Chancellor Corran walk in deep in conversation about matters of state.
Corran: Between you eating the servants and Ender forcing them to go to fight him in death matches just so he can wave a lightsaber around its no wonder we have trouble keeping them around.
Queen Tigeress: Perhaps we should try droids even though they are more expensive to get human looking ones.
Corran: While Im sure you could resist eating them I don’t think Ender would stop chopping them up and they are -
Corran breaks off as he notices Ender sitting on Tigeress throne. Tigeress follows his gaze and her eyes go frosty.
Ender: Tigeress, just the person I was looking for, it seems you ate our last servant so I don’t have any pretty girls to fan me and feed me grapes.
Ender gestures towards the small table
Ender: You wouldn’t mind feeding me grapes and fanning me would you?
Ender flashes his most charming and arrogant smile.
Tigeress: Thats QUEEN Tigeress to you and why are you setting on MY throne?
Corran nudges Tigeress and looks at her, Tigeress meets his eyes and suddenly smiles
Queen Tigeress: I suppose it must be hard being King of QRA.
Tigeress goes to the table and picks up the bowl of grapes and one hand and the fan in the other and turns to Ender and says sweetly with the same smile on her face.
Queen Tigeress: Open your mouth honey.
Enders mouth drops open in surprise and he blinks at Tigeress.
Queen Tigeress: Here’s you some grapes,
Tigeress suddenly smashes the bowl of grapes into enders face.
Queen Tigeress: and how about some fanning?
Tigeress smashes the fan down over Enders face and shoves it down to his neck.
Queen Tigeress: AND NOW GET OFF MY THRONE!!!
Tigeress grabs the still dazed Ender and throws him from her throne onto the marble floor where he lies in a heap grapes all over him and grape juice staining his clothing
Corran: Deary me, it looks like you have quite the royal King, he’s a royal mess if I ever saw one.
Tigeress mounts her throne and sits crossing her legs
Queen Tigeress: Get him out of my throne room and don’t let him come back untill he changes out of those rags into something presentable.
Ender: (from the floor) These aren’t rags...
Corran grabs Ender and drags him out of the throne room while ender shouts,
Ender: I still say King is higher then Queen!
The door to the throne room opens and Queen Tigeress and Chancellor Corran walk in deep in conversation about matters of state.
Corran: Between you eating the servants and Ender forcing them to go to fight him in death matches just so he can wave a lightsaber around its no wonder we have trouble keeping them around.
Queen Tigeress: Perhaps we should try droids even though they are more expensive to get human looking ones.
Corran: While Im sure you could resist eating them I don’t think Ender would stop chopping them up and they are -
Corran breaks off as he notices Ender sitting on Tigeress throne. Tigeress follows his gaze and her eyes go frosty.
Ender: Tigeress, just the person I was looking for, it seems you ate our last servant so I don’t have any pretty girls to fan me and feed me grapes.
Ender gestures towards the small table
Ender: You wouldn’t mind feeding me grapes and fanning me would you?
Ender flashes his most charming and arrogant smile.
Tigeress: Thats QUEEN Tigeress to you and why are you setting on MY throne?
Corran nudges Tigeress and looks at her, Tigeress meets his eyes and suddenly smiles
Queen Tigeress: I suppose it must be hard being King of QRA.
Tigeress goes to the table and picks up the bowl of grapes and one hand and the fan in the other and turns to Ender and says sweetly with the same smile on her face.
Queen Tigeress: Open your mouth honey.
Enders mouth drops open in surprise and he blinks at Tigeress.
Queen Tigeress: Here’s you some grapes,
Tigeress suddenly smashes the bowl of grapes into enders face.
Queen Tigeress: and how about some fanning?
Tigeress smashes the fan down over Enders face and shoves it down to his neck.
Queen Tigeress: AND NOW GET OFF MY THRONE!!!
Tigeress grabs the still dazed Ender and throws him from her throne onto the marble floor where he lies in a heap grapes all over him and grape juice staining his clothing
Corran: Deary me, it looks like you have quite the royal King, he’s a royal mess if I ever saw one.
Tigeress mounts her throne and sits crossing her legs
Queen Tigeress: Get him out of my throne room and don’t let him come back untill he changes out of those rags into something presentable.
Ender: (from the floor) These aren’t rags...
Corran grabs Ender and drags him out of the throne room while ender shouts,
Ender: I still say King is higher then Queen!
The End
